Thanks to keeplaughingforever.com for these dad jokes. ENJOY!
- I saw an ad that said, “radio for sale $2, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down.”
- For my birthday my children gave me an alarm clock that swore at me instead of buzzing. It was quite a rude awakening.
- A man was recently hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside of him. The doctor is describing his condition as stable.
- I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them. I can also tell if they are standing.
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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