{"id":91546,"date":"2020-04-23T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2020-04-23T12:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/?p=91546"},"modified":"2020-04-22T16:07:01","modified_gmt":"2020-04-22T20:07:01","slug":"daily-dose-of-funny-news-corny-dad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/daily-dose-of-funny-news-corny-dad-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Daily&#8217; Dose of FUNNY News &#8211; Corny Dad Jokes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.keeplaughingforever.com\/corny-dad-jokes\">keeplaughingforever.com<\/a> for these dad jokes. ENJOY!<\/p>\n<div id=\"comp-jydkbzyf\" class=\"txtNew\">\n<ul>\n<li class=\"font_7\">I saw an ad that said, &#8220;radio for sale $2, volume stuck on full.&#8221; I thought to myself, &#8220;I can&#8217;t turn that down.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li class=\"font_7\">For my birthday my children gave me an alarm clock that swore at me instead of buzzing.\u00a0It was quite a rude awakening.<\/li>\n<li class=\"font_7\">A man was recently hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside of him.\u00a0The doctor is describing his condition as stable.<\/li>\n<li class=\"font_7\">I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.\u00a0I can also tell if they are standing.<\/li>\n<li class=\"font_7\">\u200b\u200b\u200bDid you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Have a great day!<br \/>\n&#8211;Office of University Communications<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to keeplaughingforever.com for these dad jokes. ENJOY! I saw an ad that said, &#8220;radio for sale $2, volume stuck on full.&#8221; I thought to myself, &#8220;I can&#8217;t turn that down.&#8221; For my birthday my children gave me an alarm clock that swore at me instead of buzzing.\u00a0It was quite a rude awakening. A man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2057,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campuswide-news-events"],"blocksy_meta":{"styles_descriptor":{"styles":{"desktop":"","tablet":"","mobile":""},"google_fonts":[],"version":6}},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2057"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91546"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91548,"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91546\/revisions\/91548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.owu.edu\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}